WELCOME!
We'd like to give you the virtual tour of the luxurious BILICH RESORT:
Our tour begins with our most popular feature...VALET PARKING
(our drivers have many months of experience & probably won't lose your keys!)
We are very proud to announce our
NEW & IMPROVED SUNBATHING AREA
(linen service provided at no charge)
All inclusive EXERCISE PACKAGES with skilled instructors available 24 hrs. a day!
Back by popular demand...Spend your free time with family and friends and experience an exciting game of CROQUET.
A resort MUST!
(all equipment included)
This is by far the most requested feature of our resort...A POOL BOY!
Watch out ladies, he's not even potty trained.
Watch out ladies, he's not even potty trained.
Last, but certainly not least...don't forget to stop by our unbelievably LARGE pool. We will try to accomodate any size party. Please call ahead for reservations, space is limited.
(pool toys sold in gift shop)
There you have it. Don't be jealous! It was a beautiful day today and we spent quite a bit of it outside. We have the sunburns to prove it! I just wanted to share a few cute photos with you and show you how we spend our time in our HUGE back yard. We set up little play areas and the kids go from activity to activity. We invited a friend & her brother over today to play. (She's one of our bathing beauties in the photo above.) It was 7 of them against 1 of me. FUN, FUN!
Don't leak the family secret: you have a hotel heiress in your family (& she's not even in jail)! For anyone who would like to make a reservation and in need of a family get-away, please call... 1-800-USO-CRAZ (YOU SO CRAZY) so I can make sure that the resident maid tidies up your room! Thanks for visiting. Hope you've enjoyed your stay!
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